I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9909. | Wasan (was_an) | 86.20 | 99% | 2025-07-11 |
| 9910. | FREE PALESTINE (_potatodude_) | 86.20 | 96.6% | 2023-11-13 |
| 9911. | Parsa (parsal) | 86.20 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 9912. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 86.20 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9913. | ash (mikadole) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 9914. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 86.19 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 9915. | Guest (jpbatman99) | 86.19 | 96% | 2024-03-26 |
| 9916. | Badacas (badacas) | 86.18 | 99% | 2022-10-11 |
| 9917. | ☄ (strongly_typed_comet) | 86.18 | 97% | 2024-09-22 |
| 9918. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 86.18 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 9919. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 86.18 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9920. | aracertho (aracertho) | 86.17 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 9921. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 86.17 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 9922. | Adam (crazytrex) | 86.16 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 9923. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 86.16 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 9924. | Mirbek (bbmirbek) | 86.15 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9925. | lara (tiredtypist707) | 86.14 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 9926. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 86.14 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9927. | Fayez Johan (mystery01) | 86.14 | 96.6% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9928. | Ananas (kiteee) | 86.13 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9929. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 86.13 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 9930. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 86.13 | 97.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 9931. | Ash (aelhag) | 86.13 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 9932. | Poop (danukas155) | 86.13 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9933. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 86.13 | 98.7% | 2023-06-04 |
| 9934. | dhikshith (dhikshith) | 86.12 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9935. | Eternal religion (youvakish... | 86.12 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 9936. | Jason (superiorj) | 86.12 | 98% | 2024-11-18 |
| 9937. | Fammis (fammis) | 86.11 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 9938. | Arek (arekbg) | 86.11 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |