I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10365. | Chris (chrz_) | 88.47 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 10366. | Orange (orangelover7) | 88.46 | 96% | 2025-07-05 |
| 10367. | Emil (awsomeemil25) | 88.46 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
| 10368. | Michał (ciszyn) | 88.46 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 10369. | Learner (learner_dawg) | 88.46 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 10370. | Bernie (bernie557) | 88.46 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 10371. | Andrej (apalias) | 88.46 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 10372. | IAxlii (iaxlii) | 88.44 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10373. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 88.44 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 10374. | qWudge (qwudge) | 88.44 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 10375. | cole (coldmak) | 88.44 | 95.2% | 2024-08-26 |
| 10376. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 88.44 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 10377. | Devin (noobiedaniels) | 88.44 | 95% | 2020-06-13 |
| 10378. | negev (negev_lover) | 88.43 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10379. | guessed (guessed_) | 88.43 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 10380. | M (mattgarr) | 88.43 | 91% | 2017-02-16 |
| 10381. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 88.41 | 96.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 10382. | Roootkit (roootkit) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-12-18 |
| 10383. | lara (tiredtypist707) | 88.41 | 94.7% | 2024-10-31 |
| 10384. | v (vlycoris) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| 10385. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 88.41 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 10386. | Hjalte (hjaltebuch) | 88.41 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 10387. | Lord Voldemort (lord_voldem... | 88.40 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 10388. | Matías (matambou) | 88.40 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 10389. | (colemack) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 10390. | Luke (lukejustine) | 88.40 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 10391. | babao (babao) | 88.40 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 10392. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 88.40 | 98% | 2025-06-21 |
| 10393. | Shawty (chase33) | 88.39 | 96% | 2025-01-22 |
| 10394. | Christian (bobbyjrrocks) | 88.39 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |