I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2057. | Andy Jassy (andyjassy) | 114.13 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 2058. | Masaki (hyron) | 114.13 | 96% | 2016-08-15 |
| 2059. | Paul (hoket) | 114.12 | 96% | 2014-12-12 |
| 2060. | Ben (flashspark) | 114.11 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 2061. | Tak (takurin) | 114.11 | 99% | 2014-09-21 |
| 2062. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 114.10 | 99% | 2016-04-21 |
| 2063. | Eisenrhower (jonnymaster) | 114.09 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 2064. | Dylan (traykey) | 114.08 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 2065. | पलविंदर स�... | 114.08 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 2066. | Matthew (watkins7) | 114.08 | 87% | 2013-02-25 |
| 2067. | kkgbyn (slyle) | 114.07 | 96% | 2015-05-19 |
| 2068. | noogit (burz7) | 114.06 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2069. | Alex (herpderpdesu) | 114.05 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 2070. | David (wongtongeaters) | 114.04 | 99% | 2013-05-21 |
| 2071. | Adm1n (vilius8) | 114.04 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 2072. | Alex (alexk8) | 114.03 | 98% | 2015-06-26 |
| 2073. | Timothy (tpf27) | 114.02 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 2074. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 114.02 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2075. | aqibm (aqibm) | 114.01 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 2076. | Thomas (mezomose) | 114.00 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 2077. | skitter315 (skitter315) | 113.98 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 2078. | Tycho (castlevaniamaniac) | 113.98 | 99% | 2013-06-06 |
| 2079. | KOSHKA (suck_my_phallus) | 113.98 | 94% | 2014-12-10 |
| 2080. | James (snoopjedi) | 113.98 | 99% | 2013-02-19 |
| 2081. | allan (isnallareloaded) | 113.97 | 96% | 2014-11-23 |
| 2082. | Elizabeth (eyw410) | 113.97 | 98% | 2016-11-17 |
| 2083. | ba7man (ba7man) | 113.96 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 2084. | Andrew (outhere) | 113.95 | 94% | 2016-05-26 |
| 2085. | Zamorak (onyxia) | 113.95 | 93% | 2012-04-20 |
| 2086. | Ricky (ricky54326) | 113.94 | 92% | 2011-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |