I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17139. | Dvorak on (freddysg) | 72.32 | 95.5% | 2023-10-08 |
| 17140. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 72.31 | 94% | 2015-03-08 |
| 17141. | Fahmy (theadd) | 72.31 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 17142. | Haris (polystyrene) | 72.31 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| 17143. | Amey (bhavsar) | 72.31 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 17144. | Freedom (employ) | 72.31 | 100% | 2017-05-18 |
| 17145. | Spass (c6h12n2o6) | 72.31 | 93% | 2011-12-12 |
| 17146. | Brian (bfitz88) | 72.31 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 17147. | Andy (alinesjr) | 72.31 | 95% | 2014-09-11 |
| 17148. | Wilson (nahmean) | 72.30 | 92% | 2012-12-18 |
| 17149. | Saxon (noxas) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 17150. | James (paynedeath) | 72.30 | 91% | 2017-03-29 |
| 17151. | George (gtsop) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 17152. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 72.30 | 99% | 2013-03-04 |
| 17153. | Canberk (cyuksel) | 72.30 | 96% | 2013-07-31 |
| 17154. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 72.30 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 17155. | teewaybi (tipitipii) | 72.29 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 17156. | Hank (the_837) | 72.29 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 17157. | MartÃn (albugineo) | 72.29 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 17158. | Dux (duxviii) | 72.29 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
| 17159. | Joseph (_hpesoj) | 72.29 | 96.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17160. | uzi (r3yna) | 72.29 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 17161. | Gian (gian) | 72.29 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 17162. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 72.29 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 17163. | Michael (aeonlight) | 72.29 | 92% | 2012-07-10 |
| 17164. | J (jellyfiszh) | 72.28 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 17165. | christo (christo_) | 72.28 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 17166. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 72.28 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 17167. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 72.28 | 92% | 2014-12-01 |
| 17168. | Hari (haribhaskar7) | 72.27 | 92% | 2014-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |