So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6644. | (kingsblade) | 93.50 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 6645. | (spicypikachu) | 93.49 | 95% | 2012-08-11 |
| 6646. | (pipur) | 93.49 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 6647. | (lawlnoodle) | 93.49 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6648. | Angel (novamage) | 93.49 | 97% | 2014-11-14 |
| 6649. | Evil (evilhom3r) | 93.48 | 88% | 2012-12-14 |
| 6650. | griffin (trump_did_911) | 93.47 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 6651. | P (queenit) | 93.46 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 6652. | Road to HERO (darkmage0103) | 93.46 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 6653. | (monstersuv) | 93.45 | 88% | 2015-08-01 |
| 6654. | andie (andiea) | 93.45 | 92% | 2015-08-15 |
| 6655. | Judah (galford165) | 93.45 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 6656. | (cgogo) | 93.45 | 99% | 2013-04-25 |
| 6657. | (bramhaag) | 93.45 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| 6658. | (timmeh1995) | 93.45 | 95% | 2012-11-13 |
| 6659. | Martin (mhtgaming) | 93.45 | 93% | 2014-02-13 |
| 6660. | (sulj0o) | 93.44 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 6661. | Matt (tinycarma) | 93.44 | 88% | 2015-01-09 |
| 6662. | (scopic) | 93.44 | 100% | 2022-01-20 |
| 6663. | (jesdvorak) | 93.44 | 100% | 2011-11-10 |
| 6664. | (oli94) | 93.44 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 6665. | (iaminsensible) | 93.43 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 6666. | (g_vv8) | 93.43 | 99% | 2012-12-12 |
| 6667. | (aside) | 93.43 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
| 6668. | Dan (thebendoftime) | 93.42 | 91% | 2013-01-30 |
| 6669. | (smexyflako) | 93.42 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 6670. | (ernierock) | 93.42 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 6671. | Taylor (violinbird) | 93.42 | 98% | 2013-12-19 |
| 6672. | (luigim800) | 93.42 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
| 6673. | William (bnuldun) | 93.42 | 99% | 2016-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |