Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5938. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 38.29 | 93% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5939. | Chengrong (dongchengrong) | 38.26 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
| 5940. | Max (dutymax) | 38.25 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 5941. | Erik (erickano) | 38.24 | 92% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5942. | brendon (brend0n) | 38.23 | 94% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5943. | Ar7N (ar7n) | 38.19 | 92% | 2018-03-09 |
| 5944. | Q (quasar_1us) | 38.18 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5945. | marwen (marwenmarz) | 38.17 | 94% | 2018-07-13 |
| 5946. | Nightshade (nightshade521) | 38.13 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5947. | vaimelio (vaimelio) | 38.12 | 91% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5948. | Charles (n6w2) | 38.09 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 5949. | Rajitha (rajithashane) | 38.06 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| 5950. | BabyLuna (itsbabyluna) | 38.05 | 94% | 2020-03-17 |
| 5951. | Shubham (shubham10200) | 38.04 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 5952. | Ather (ath3r) | 37.99 | 92% | 2020-01-08 |
| 5953. | Nurzhan (funskill) | 37.98 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5954. | ᗜ Tim (timothyaveni_plover) | 37.96 | 91% | 2018-05-26 |
| 5955. | cole (coldmak) | 37.89 | 91% | 2020-08-21 |
| 5956. | Brayden (bspreitler) | 37.89 | 92% | 2019-06-06 |
| 5957. | Justin (tinjus123) | 37.85 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5958. | Tim (steaksauce117) | 37.79 | 94% | 2020-05-27 |
| 5959. | mw3m (mw3m) | 37.74 | 93% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5960. | Joseph (xxcoldslayerxx) | 37.68 | 91% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5961. | Kuan (frankuanhsi) | 37.67 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
| 5962. | LSC (lscc) | 37.64 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 5963. | Aristeu (aristeu) | 37.62 | 95% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5964. | Jack (turtlejack) | 37.58 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5965. | Nix.Lon (niantix69) | 37.58 | 94% | 2019-07-25 |
| 5966. | Roko (jasamroko) | 37.42 | 95% | 2019-09-08 |
| 5967. | Gunel (gunel12) | 37.40 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |