The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11994. | m (greycubed) | 85.40 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 11995. | Raku (gaki) | 85.40 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 11996. | Candice (cc_1217) | 85.40 | 95% | 2015-05-22 |
| 11997. | Hugo (monkeyliu) | 85.39 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 11998. | Tristan (beckonez) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 11999. | West (westqt) | 85.39 | 95% | 2016-12-14 |
| 12000. | Lee (ratiam) | 85.39 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 12001. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 85.39 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 12002. | Sean Yu Hsi (seanw8) | 85.38 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 12003. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 85.38 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 12004. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 85.38 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 12005. | shron (shron) | 85.38 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12006. | Marcos (marcosph) | 85.38 | 96% | 2014-11-16 |
| 12007. | 「社長」 (gamerzx) | 85.38 | 88% | 2014-12-04 |
| 12008. | Paul (revolt12) | 85.38 | 95% | 2012-07-30 |
| 12009. | John (pats) | 85.38 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 12010. | run_ (run_) | 85.37 | 96.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 12011. | Ben (darksidebtw) | 85.37 | 96.8% | 2023-10-11 |
| 12012. | khun (indiesel) | 85.37 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 12013. | aux frelemeu (auxfree) | 85.37 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 12014. | John (john_acumen) | 85.37 | 96% | 2012-01-23 |
| 12015. | Tim (timdevries) | 85.37 | 95% | 2014-01-06 |
| 12016. | Gustavo (offcoast1) | 85.37 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 12017. | Dan (hwang.dan@gmail.com) | 85.37 | 96% | 2013-04-27 |
| 12018. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 85.36 | 97.1% | 2023-09-10 |
| 12019. | Hải (mymomismad) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12020. | Max (maxijazz) | 85.36 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 12021. | Ton (zman2124) | 85.36 | 97% | 2014-10-21 |
| 12022. | Kreator (thekreator42) | 85.36 | 93% | 2013-10-13 |
| 12023. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 85.36 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |