The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5903. | Sonia60610 (sonia60610) | 99.68 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 5904. | Christopher (skycaptain) | 99.68 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
| 5905. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 99.67 | 95.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 5906. | Nemo (35603560) | 99.67 | 97% | 2016-05-27 |
| 5907. | sexysteven (sexysteven123) | 99.66 | 94% | 2016-10-31 |
| 5908. | Dustin (hellishemo) | 99.66 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 5909. | Haylie (hayz_grace) | 99.66 | 97% | 2013-08-15 |
| 5910. | ya (stfudesu) | 99.65 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 5911. | God (jpaul100) | 99.65 | 99.3% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5912. | macura (bobbygreg) | 99.65 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 5913. | Alex (fluffehpander) | 99.64 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 5914. | Megan (meganchua) | 99.64 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 5915. | Khaled (khaled2252) | 99.64 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 5916. | Kri (mckri) | 99.64 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 5917. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 99.64 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
| 5918. | Trucker Dan (danielbolt26) | 99.64 | 97% | 2016-08-13 |
| 5919. | midtown123 (midtown123) | 99.63 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 5920. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 99.63 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5921. | Ryan (rmahon27) | 99.63 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5922. | Xave (xaviage) | 99.63 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 5923. | Peter (speedytheturtle) | 99.62 | 98% | 2015-04-28 |
| 5924. | arno (boxhill) | 99.62 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5925. | delia (deliaaure@gmail.com) | 99.62 | 97% | 2012-05-01 |
| 5926. | Ted [Dvorak] (tedm) | 99.62 | 98% | 2012-01-24 |
| 5927. | More Hurry Less Speed (just... | 99.62 | 95% | 2011-11-25 |
| 5928. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 99.62 | 92% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5929. | Nolan (pestanon23) | 99.61 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5930. | josh (joshbuggy) | 99.61 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5931. | Bulker (bulker) | 99.61 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 5932. | Vic (deemguy) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |