I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1238. | Alan (aflung) | 95.36 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| 1239. | Alfie (plumsauce) | 95.36 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1240. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 95.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1241. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 95.33 | 98.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1242. | Nick (krupa1727) | 95.32 | 97.1% | 2024-12-11 |
| 1243. | ictoan (ictoan791) | 95.32 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1244. | tstats[marin049] (marin049) | 95.32 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 1245. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 95.28 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 1246. | Naba (naba0224) | 95.28 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1247. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 95.23 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1248. | Ken (_hotwheels_) | 95.23 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1249. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 95.22 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1250. | Free Palestine (3agwa_79) | 95.20 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1251. | Lou'a (lou_aelofa) | 95.17 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1252. | Jack (jacknachos) | 95.16 | 97.3% | 2024-11-29 |
| 1253. | Guy (feller) | 95.16 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1254. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 95.15 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1255. | Uwarowite (uvarowite) | 95.11 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1256. | Terra (terranavis) | 95.11 | 97.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1257. | Andy (andyztn) | 95.10 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1258. | Milosz (miles101) | 95.09 | 98.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 1259. | llama (flulululu) | 95.00 | 98% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1260. | Jude (urslowkid) | 94.98 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1261. | Livia (suldreensophie) | 94.97 | 96% | 2024-06-15 |
| 1262. | Andrew Li (combatwombat123) | 94.97 | 97.9% | 2023-10-19 |
| 1263. | BeepyJoop (beepboopitsthejo... | 94.96 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| 1264. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 94.96 | 98% | 2024-09-20 |
| 1265. | Mateusz (mamba908) | 94.95 | 99% | 2024-12-04 |
| 1266. | D (dsal) | 94.91 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 1267. | Cube (abdullah67) | 94.88 | 98.1% | 2024-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |