Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1028. | Jo (artemyst1c) | 98.06 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 1029. | Salmonax (salmonax) | 98.05 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 1030. | ++VEGAN LOVE++ (peepeeman69) | 98.05 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 1031. | slowass (senseyf) | 98.05 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1032. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 97.98 | 99% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1033. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 97.97 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1034. | (thelurkerman) | 97.97 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1035. | emissary (emissary) | 97.93 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1036. | MoMo (momothelegend) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1037. | Kevin (ibiza_) | 97.91 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1038. | Allen (coraza) | 97.88 | 99% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1039. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 97.88 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 1040. | E (hikrex) | 97.85 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1041. | S (mysilkyheart) | 97.84 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 1042. | David (david_mb) | 97.82 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1043. | Darko (midnight02) | 97.81 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1044. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 97.79 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1045. | Jamie (joshdirv) | 97.79 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1046. | chazz (_chazz_) | 97.78 | 99% | 2018-09-08 |
| 1047. | Ronn (rshaw16m2) | 97.78 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
| 1048. | Tom (demarini) | 97.77 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1049. | vionet (maxiswaifu) | 97.76 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 1050. | Shinku (shinku_117) | 97.73 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1051. | infolepsy (acceleradiance) | 97.72 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1052. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 97.72 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 1053. | Quotient (quotient) | 97.71 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 1054. | cfe (prgmlu) | 97.69 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 1055. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 97.66 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1056. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 97.60 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1057. | Modern (modernsupport) | 97.60 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |