If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1706. | windows update (mynoseitches) | 92.37 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 1707. | Steven (zurekoffie) | 92.35 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
| 1708. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 92.34 | 99% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1709. | ur mum (blakeisbestwaifu) | 92.33 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1710. | J (slushiii) | 92.33 | 98% | 2018-11-22 |
| 1711. | Das FoO (foobird) | 92.33 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 1712. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 92.31 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1713. | Jeremy (soccerkid723) | 92.28 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 1714. | DeeFly (deefly) | 92.24 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1715. | Edisa (snoopy34) | 92.23 | 99% | 2019-08-11 |
| 1716. | renz (rennzyboo) | 92.22 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 1717. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 92.22 | 97% | 2017-05-24 |
| 1718. | H (hdawg187) | 92.20 | 99% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1719. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 92.19 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1720. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 92.18 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1721. | beef (beefsangria) | 92.16 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1722. | Ethan (chinge329) | 92.14 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1723. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 92.14 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1724. | Dan (dannymm) | 92.13 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
| 1725. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 92.13 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 1726. | oGrqpez (herrid_honry) | 92.13 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1727. | Colemak (prayaerold) | 92.12 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1728. | Matt (mvbraga) | 92.10 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1729. | (𝙴𝙲𝙾𝙻) 𝙺𝚒... | 92.10 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1730. | Nice (nicebanter) | 92.05 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1731. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 92.04 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1732. | PoiznDartFrog (poizndartfrog) | 92.02 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1733. | Fourlamas (fourlamas) | 91.99 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1734. | dougie (dankgeebus) | 91.97 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 1735. | Majiks (roadrider100) | 91.95 | 91% | 2017-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |