And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17819. | Yaqoob (sryah) | 82.92 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 17820. | Kobe (milakunis) | 82.92 | 97% | 2013-01-12 |
| 17821. | Issao (issao) | 82.91 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 17822. | Labo (labo_mata123) | 82.91 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 17823. | sofeiuh (sofeiuh) | 82.90 | 95% | 2022-10-11 |
| 17824. | Johan (thedudejohan) | 82.90 | 93% | 2015-06-24 |
| 17825. | Litheas (litheas) | 82.90 | 95% | 2017-04-19 |
| 17826. | Jonathan (jonywho) | 82.90 | 97% | 2012-03-25 |
| 17827. | Gucci (bamboochief) | 82.90 | 91% | 2013-05-28 |
| 17828. | Matti (d3_aston) | 82.89 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 17829. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 82.89 | 95% | 2016-05-24 |
| 17830. | Gwude (gwude) | 82.89 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 17831. | hachi (hachinamio) | 82.89 | 98% | 2011-12-25 |
| 17832. | Dan (dthores1) | 82.88 | 96% | 2012-12-28 |
| 17833. | tobiah (tobywankenobi) | 82.88 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 17834. | Jake (galera) | 82.88 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 17835. | Govind (53n0_h314) | 82.87 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17836. | Daniel (dchomtl) | 82.87 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 17837. | Brandy (jankayla) | 82.87 | 95% | 2014-09-28 |
| 17838. | return NULL; (honor12) | 82.87 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 17839. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 82.87 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 17840. | AJ (ilostqq) | 82.87 | 98% | 2011-11-01 |
| 17841. | Dhanur (dboywholived) | 82.87 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 17842. | Andres (andresitotsestoshowa) | 82.87 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 17843. | ben (benwang1) | 82.87 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 17844. | Andrew (thunderthor1) | 82.87 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17845. | ttvnaaya786 (ttvnaaya786) | 82.87 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 17846. | Bo (mrboli) | 82.86 | 88% | 2013-04-22 |
| 17847. | Aldiyar (aldiy4r_06) | 82.86 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 17848. | Elijah (vurqi) | 82.86 | 96% | 2014-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |