And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16698. | Simon (zzarox) | 84.69 | 93% | 2016-04-19 |
| 16699. | Vijay (vijjuvk25) | 84.69 | 94% | 2011-08-25 |
| 16700. | potatu (ulgyscptato) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 16701. | Gina (borbinon) | 84.68 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 16702. | Nina (sweetnina) | 84.68 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 16703. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 84.68 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
| 16704. | Evan (crcd) | 84.67 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 16705. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 84.67 | 96% | 2011-11-07 |
| 16706. | Teez (evofury) | 84.67 | 92% | 2016-04-27 |
| 16707. | Maciej (thasobot) | 84.67 | 99% | 2019-11-27 |
| 16708. | Caleb (pingsei) | 84.67 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 16709. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 84.67 | 96% | 2016-09-25 |
| 16710. | Veronica (afdavis) | 84.67 | 99% | 2012-09-03 |
| 16711. | Jeld (jeld) | 84.66 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 16712. | Alexander (jopler) | 84.66 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 16713. | __Deaw (commandeaw) | 84.66 | 98% | 2016-09-28 |
| 16714. | trommy (trommy) | 84.65 | 86% | 2013-01-14 |
| 16715. | Pjotr (thunderpjotr) | 84.65 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 16716. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 84.65 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 16717. | Kevin (kevskate) | 84.65 | 96% | 2016-07-19 |
| 16718. | Lars (aaberg) | 84.65 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 16719. | henlo (ireason) | 84.65 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 16720. | Mystery (paradosa) | 84.65 | 98% | 2016-10-11 |
| 16721. | Ronald (ron777) | 84.65 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 16722. | Patrick (pmahones) | 84.65 | 94% | 2014-04-30 |
| 16723. | haleym (haley.tanis@gmail.com) | 84.65 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 16724. | River (soggycuticles) | 84.64 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 16725. | shakthi (shakthi1731u) | 84.64 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 16726. | Zajd (zajd36) | 84.64 | 96% | 2021-05-02 |
| 16727. | Muhammad (muhammad_pak) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |