And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13429. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 90.91 | 99% | 2017-01-30 |
| 13430. | Tailer (tailerchimchar) | 90.91 | 93% | 2016-10-06 |
| 13431. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 90.91 | 97.1% | 2023-10-10 |
| 13432. | Josh (buchasaurus) | 90.90 | 99% | 2016-02-18 |
| 13433. | Speed (igottagofast) | 90.90 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 13434. | Toshi (m0shitoshi) | 90.90 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13435. | Catriona (shibumi) | 90.90 | 100% | 2011-10-31 |
| 13436. | Simon (smeagols) | 90.89 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 13437. | Kakashi (hatakeclan) | 90.89 | 95.7% | 2023-08-07 |
| 13438. | captain357 (captaincool357) | 90.89 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 13439. | SushiRoll (deanna93) | 90.88 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 13440. | clux (clux) | 90.88 | 95% | 2011-07-06 |
| 13441. | Praveen (ergodox) | 90.88 | 100% | 2014-10-23 |
| 13442. | Grag (rob3r) | 90.88 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 13443. | Ryan (egg_grenade) | 90.88 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
| 13444. | applekwisp (applekwisp) | 90.88 | 94% | 2012-12-27 |
| 13445. | Zx (zxloh) | 90.87 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 13446. | Lord (planta) | 90.87 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 13447. | thunderbeast (thunderbeast_) | 90.87 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 13448. | Jon (jjoelson) | 90.87 | 97% | 2014-05-01 |
| 13449. | $10WalmartKeyboard (devohun... | 90.87 | 93% | 2013-05-02 |
| 13450. | Jean (jelieutaud) | 90.87 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 13451. | AL1 (al1_16) | 90.86 | 99% | 2019-07-05 |
| 13452. | M (prasanna2991) | 90.86 | 97% | 2011-09-20 |
| 13453. | Paul (sloppie) | 90.86 | 97% | 2013-02-02 |
| 13454. | Godoffyre (godoffyre) | 90.85 | 97% | 2016-01-13 |
| 13455. | Luke (tbsky92) | 90.85 | 96% | 2013-04-03 |
| 13456. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 90.85 | 99% | 2012-07-03 |
| 13457. | Newman (newmanhere) | 90.85 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 13458. | Absolut (rluyen) | 90.85 | 97% | 2014-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |