Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3159. | Alex (alexph) | 75.51 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 3160. | TD (pussiahma) | 75.49 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 3161. | ninjabalance (ninjabalance) | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 3162. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3163. | pansui (pansuizeliang) | 75.45 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 3164. | sophia (sophiacav) | 75.44 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3165. | Jason (goosejuice) | 75.44 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3166. | Matti (d3_aston) | 75.44 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 3167. | Tyler (tmpkiwi) | 75.41 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3168. | Eric (dogsbollocks) | 75.39 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3169. | Zach (zweezus) | 75.38 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3170. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 75.36 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3171. | Ian (ianlang123) | 75.36 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3172. | Maros (wlkvr) | 75.34 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 3173. | Praynr (praynr) | 75.34 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3174. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 75.34 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 3175. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3176. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 75.33 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3177. | tobias (thandschin) | 75.33 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3178. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 75.33 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 3179. | Jonas (outofdeltav) | 75.31 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 3180. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 75.31 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3181. | DANIEL (dizo) | 75.30 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 3182. | caique (caiquelira) | 75.29 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 3183. | Hamza (hsheirah7504) | 75.28 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3184. | John (randommz) | 75.28 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 3185. | mplayer (mplayer) | 75.28 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3186. | Aashish (iamflash) | 75.27 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3187. | Declan (deccazz) | 75.26 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 3188. | Giles (gga_) | 75.25 | 95% | 2017-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |