The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13714. | Soham (shadeoxide) | 82.38 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13715. | taro (doysid) | 82.38 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 13716. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 82.38 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
| 13717. | sloth (mitchie98) | 82.38 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 13718. | tbodt (tbodt) | 82.38 | 91% | 2017-01-17 |
| 13719. | Nope (w1nkard) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13720. | sam (samthebb) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 13721. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 82.37 | 98% | 2018-03-25 |
| 13722. | Debbie (debbieas213) | 82.37 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 13723. | Joel (althie) | 82.37 | 96% | 2013-01-21 |
| 13724. | Justin (hedgeclippers) | 82.36 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 13725. | Kavan (kavan044) | 82.36 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 13726. | sszebrat (sszebrat) | 82.36 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13727. | John (greekinfo) | 82.36 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 13728. | Dell (_air_) | 82.36 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 13729. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 82.36 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 13730. | volt7777 (voltrix7) | 82.35 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 13731. | Slowest (soez4me) | 82.35 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 13732. | Tyler (kirby89) | 82.35 | 93% | 2014-07-30 |
| 13733. | Nikolai (niicky12) | 82.35 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 13734. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 82.35 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 13735. | SMdG (hyperlord) | 82.35 | 98.8% | 2023-09-08 |
| 13736. | tstats[yungskrunt] (yungskr... | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13737. | Javier (jozuna) | 82.35 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 13738. | thuc (thucdx) | 82.35 | 96% | 2013-02-11 |
| 13739. | sanjul (s4njul) | 82.35 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 13740. | buttbag (letsbecatstogether) | 82.35 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 13741. | D.k. (kumardeep22) | 82.35 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 13742. | Hedazzal (hedazzal) | 82.35 | 91% | 2014-04-07 |
| 13743. | Erick (velasco1) | 82.34 | 99% | 2017-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |