Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5599. | April (apping) | 55.13 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 5600. | Luca (lucanierz) | 55.12 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5601. | brian (nightly) | 55.10 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5602. | viminizer (shohset) | 55.09 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 5603. | TasteOfCancer (tasteofcancer) | 55.08 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5604. | Ricardo (ricardohkr97) | 55.07 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5605. | Justin (j98101237) | 55.05 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 5606. | Pragyan (pntripathi9417) | 55.04 | 98% | 2018-11-22 |
| 5607. | charles (charles1106) | 55.03 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 5608. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 55.02 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5609. | Hieu (hieu999) | 55.02 | 92% | 2020-11-26 |
| 5610. | Rajat (rajatbhatnagar) | 55.02 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 5611. | hekima (ashery) | 55.00 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5612. | Iasia (iasiabeh) | 54.99 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 5613. | Luke (youwanticetea) | 54.98 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5614. | Ron (4ronse) | 54.98 | 93% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5615. | Itzael (thrlegend) | 54.97 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 5616. | Temp (drbeatman) | 54.96 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5617. | David (czhdavid) | 54.95 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5618. | SkinnyLegend (ar247292) | 54.95 | 94% | 2019-02-01 |
| 5619. | Joan (joanwyss) | 54.93 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 5620. | Boogs (boogs53) | 54.92 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 5621. | xStevatt (xstevatt) | 54.90 | 94% | 2019-01-14 |
| 5622. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 54.89 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 5623. | Clebson (cmoura) | 54.89 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 5624. | Haribo (haribooo) | 54.88 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5625. | Masud (parves1527) | 54.88 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 5626. | Asif (asif04) | 54.87 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 5627. | Artem (bloodypikachu) | 54.87 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 5628. | josmit (assassin6757674) | 54.85 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |