I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14958. | Two - (twojokers) | 76.45 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 14959. | Ben (benlevy) | 76.44 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 14960. | tstats[jason823] Jason (jas... | 76.44 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 14961. | MZ (mbzz) | 76.44 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 14962. | Clew (clewfinger) | 76.44 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 14963. | BowKnee (bowknee) | 76.44 | 97.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14964. | Mathew (dna44) | 76.44 | 95% | 2021-10-02 |
| 14965. | Emil (emu99) | 76.43 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 14966. | Grant (fierytorrent) | 76.43 | 92.8% | 2023-07-18 |
| 14967. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 76.43 | 96% | 2024-08-20 |
| 14968. | sam (samtheguy10) | 76.43 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14969. | Bibek (bibek_) | 76.43 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 14970. | Julie (codex13) | 76.43 | 99% | 2022-06-17 |
| 14971. | Monster (burlingtonnorthern) | 76.43 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14972. | florin (flor111n) | 76.43 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 14973. | Alex (alexsuper) | 76.43 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| 14974. | Minaricano (minaricano) | 76.42 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 14975. | Thong (thongtran) | 76.42 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 14976. | Slicklikedat (slicklikedat) | 76.42 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 14977. | Laco (koomp) | 76.42 | 97.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14978. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 76.42 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 14979. | Max (mythic_baguette) | 76.41 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 14980. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 76.41 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 14981. | fakaped (fakaped) | 76.41 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 14982. | PlasticFetus (plasticfetus) | 76.40 | 94% | 2024-05-13 |
| 14983. | John (johnchristopher) | 76.40 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 14984. | Micheal (x3tsubasa) | 76.40 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 14985. | Darin (aceracer3462) | 76.40 | 95.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 14986. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 76.40 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 14987. | funny pesron (funny69moments) | 76.40 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |