As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5637. | WeirdManiac (japanhat) | 95.53 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 5638. | CraeZ (craez_ee) | 95.52 | 92% | 2017-05-14 |
| 5639. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 95.52 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5640. | John (padlocksalesman) | 95.52 | 93% | 2015-06-08 |
| 5641. | Man (man123_) | 95.51 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 5642. | jon (jontk) | 95.51 | 94% | 2016-09-03 |
| 5643. | Chris (christopherlibonati) | 95.51 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 5644. | Denzel (axium403) | 95.51 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5645. | vl24 (vlykeron) | 95.50 | 95% | 2016-09-13 |
| 5646. | Nikolas (nomadz) | 95.50 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
| 5647. | jesse (catdog9000) | 95.49 | 95% | 2024-04-11 |
| 5648. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 95.49 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 5649. | Andrew (andrewjd) | 95.48 | 90% | 2016-03-25 |
| 5650. | Tony (feetiswhynocaps) | 95.48 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 5651. | Beast (flyeaglesfly) | 95.48 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
| 5652. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 95.48 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 5653. | သုည (thone_nya) | 95.47 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 5654. | Eros (tigeros) | 95.46 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 5655. | Chet (chethus) | 95.46 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 5656. | twitch.tv/scooterspeed (sco... | 95.45 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
| 5657. | Hai (haiphan) | 95.45 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 5658. | BOb (talanox2) | 95.44 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5659. | James (somezebras) | 95.44 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 5660. | Jose (zapa666) | 95.44 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 5661. | Will (greggaz) | 95.44 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 5662. | Detective Miller (mybrownsw... | 95.44 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 5663. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 95.43 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5664. | ja (jachan99) | 95.43 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5665. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 95.42 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 5666. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 95.42 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |