Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1297. | Mafuso (mafuso) | 89.31 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 1298. | Nouman (iamnoumanmajeed) | 89.29 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1299. | jack (jackracer23) | 89.27 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 1300. | Elijah (akagila) | 89.24 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1301. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 89.23 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 1302. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 89.22 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1303. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 89.21 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1304. | Luke (lavedon) | 89.21 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1305. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 89.21 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 1306. | Harcha (harcha) | 89.19 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1307. | M (myles_jb) | 89.18 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1308. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 89.18 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1309. | Ricardo (poiupoiuuiopuiop) | 89.13 | 97% | 2019-12-25 |
| 1310. | Omar (omarkhairzada) | 89.09 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1311. | Brent (dingycrowd41599) | 89.09 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1312. | Zezimoz (zezimoz) | 89.08 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 1313. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 89.03 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1314. | Thomas (thomasdo1) | 89.03 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 1315. | Redfox (thegreatredfox) | 89.02 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1316. | kira (mysticpupper) | 89.02 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 1317. | Teo (teodoriux13) | 88.98 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1318. | (carlibou) | 88.96 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 1319. | Jay (jperture) | 88.96 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1320. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 88.95 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1321. | Sean (crazypants27) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1322. | YAS62kbdfans5 (ksydry6) | 88.93 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1323. | k (mc0sta) | 88.91 | 99% | 2019-12-20 |
| 1324. | Caleb (kleb0g) | 88.91 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1325. | Han (acoustichan) | 88.89 | 98% | 2018-07-24 |
| 1326. | Lucas (supermug) | 88.88 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |