The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1878. | Pablo (pabloberwig) | 115.52 | 96.6% | 2024-01-04 |
| 1879. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 115.49 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| 1880. | Jwad (jaziz) | 115.49 | 99% | 2022-06-13 |
| 1881. | (zealindaus) | 115.48 | 98.5% | 2024-05-29 |
| 1882. | Steven (zanzibar) | 115.48 | 98% | 2013-04-20 |
| 1883. | Cicada (turtlespeedpls) | 115.48 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1884. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 115.48 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 1885. | ryan (hhtech) | 115.47 | 99% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1886. | Jun (vegetto1126) | 115.47 | 98% | 2016-12-14 |
| 1887. | izzi (izzi_e) | 115.47 | 98% | 2013-01-18 |
| 1888. | Deci (deciare) | 115.46 | 95% | 2015-04-11 |
| 1889. | clydejustinemarcelo2718 (cl... | 115.45 | 98% | 2024-06-07 |
| 1890. | Henry (henrybui) | 115.43 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 1891. | Jon (jdsadow) | 115.43 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 1892. | augustus (polonius) | 115.39 | 97% | 2013-06-29 |
| 1893. | LawyerDog (heartsiglemic) | 115.37 | 98% | 2013-04-29 |
| 1894. | LILfeatha (lilfeatha) | 115.36 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 1895. | leodore (rxalityy) | 115.36 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 1896. | Thomas (thomasdg2) | 115.36 | 92% | 2014-10-06 |
| 1897. | MJ (mj970325) | 115.36 | 94% | 2014-04-04 |
| 1898. | Fire (fireelements) | 115.35 | 98% | 2024-07-04 |
| 1899. | philip (philiptokareff) | 115.35 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 1900. | zane (magicsoap) | 115.35 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 1901. | Eric (dango499) | 115.35 | 97.3% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1902. | Tony (tony82890) | 115.35 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 1903. | Arefin Sadek (arefin007) | 115.34 | 97.1% | 2025-04-02 |
| 1904. | Trent (uninterested) | 115.34 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1905. | Dilan (dilanxd) | 115.33 | 98% | 2024-05-26 |
| 1906. | deon (deontan) | 115.33 | 98.5% | 2024-06-10 |
| 1907. | Christian (krisco) | 115.33 | 97% | 2019-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |