Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2541. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 80.25 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2542. | shadd (shaddd) | 80.25 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 2543. | how? (haotingz) | 80.23 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 2544. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 80.23 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
| 2545. | Dan (dhogan) | 80.23 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2546. | Jason (altaria13) | 80.22 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2547. | Daniel (irrrlrvant) | 80.22 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2548. | Andrew (hillbillygilly) | 80.21 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 2549. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 80.20 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2550. | xXTylerXx (roadtomars) | 80.18 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2551. | EM_K (em_k) | 80.17 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2552. | Andrej (apalias) | 80.17 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2553. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 80.16 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 2554. | Max (elsancho5) | 80.16 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2555. | William (williamforrester) | 80.16 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2556. | Connor (connorh314) | 80.15 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 2557. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 80.13 | 99% | 2018-05-14 |
| 2558. | Adam (adrakpro) | 80.12 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2559. | Shahab (mygaffer) | 80.12 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 2560. | lil' e (cherrylilypop) | 80.12 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2561. | James (jhoffman1204) | 80.12 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 2562. | Timo (ubulin) | 80.11 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 2563. | Endstyle (endstylegg) | 80.11 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 2564. | unstableninja (unstableninja) | 80.10 | 99% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2565. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 80.10 | 100% | 2020-05-03 |
| 2566. | concheese (concheese) | 80.09 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2567. | Veer (the_veer) | 80.09 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2568. | Alex (00rj00) | 80.09 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2569. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 80.08 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 2570. | Roman (udachin) | 80.07 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |