Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2549. | Ezra (arzenn) | 74.62 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2550. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 74.61 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 2551. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 74.61 | 94% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2552. | Dean (tennis2002) | 74.60 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 2553. | jesus (jbustos123) | 74.59 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2554. | matt (w_dyer) | 74.58 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 2555. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 74.57 | 97% | 2019-07-15 |
| 2556. | Kevin (kjax) | 74.57 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 2557. | Kornel (valnaras) | 74.57 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 2558. | Leo (leofuller) | 74.56 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2559. | Jake (jasala) | 74.54 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2560. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 74.50 | 98% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2561. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 74.50 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 2562. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 74.50 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2563. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 74.49 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2564. | Randhy (randhy456) | 74.49 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 2565. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 74.48 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2566. | Jotaro (starplatinum1) | 74.48 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2567. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 74.47 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2568. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 74.45 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 2569. | Daniel (d4mage2k) | 74.45 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2570. | Eddie (eddiek12) | 74.44 | 96% | 2019-02-21 |
| 2571. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 74.44 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2572. | صنديد (sundid) | 74.44 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 2573. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 74.43 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 2574. | rota (rota22) | 74.41 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2575. | Noirit (artcellrox) | 74.41 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2576. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 74.40 | 95% | 2019-04-02 |
| 2577. | Connor (c42855) | 74.37 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 2578. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 74.36 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |