When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8471. | Tobbe (tobbe326) | 86.69 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 8472. | Joe (swansonson) | 86.68 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 8473. | Keke (azumon) | 86.68 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 8474. | meme (mememan9) | 86.66 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 8475. | Adem (euphorichardstyle) | 86.66 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8476. | صنديد (sundid) | 86.66 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8477. | daniel seen (danielseen) | 86.65 | 97% | 2024-07-26 |
| 8478. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 86.65 | 97% | 2025-05-08 |
| 8479. | Avacado (taiwanrank1) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 8480. | Cooper (tancoop) | 86.65 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8481. | Fang (fangalpha) | 86.65 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 8482. | Chooseysumo4 (chooseysumo4) | 86.64 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8483. | Memes (boomx9) | 86.64 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 8484. | Reza (mreza0101) | 86.63 | 96.9% | 2025-03-28 |
| 8485. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 86.63 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 8486. | Dimian (want_dimsum) | 86.63 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 8487. | qwerty (suicidepepe) | 86.62 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 8488. | blob (blobery) | 86.62 | 97.1% | 2023-12-30 |
| 8489. | Shelby (typo5) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 8490. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 86.62 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8491. | joe (lerler246) | 86.62 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 8492. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 86.62 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 8493. | Fate (fatepm) | 86.61 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8494. | Hassan (ha559) | 86.60 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8495. | Shahzaingun (shahzaingun) | 86.60 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 8496. | Richard (jorimi) | 86.59 | 97.4% | 2024-09-19 |
| 8497. | Birdo (killersiete) | 86.59 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 8498. | nilb (nilb) | 86.59 | 98.8% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8499. | Chetan (comhacks) | 86.58 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8500. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 86.58 | 96.4% | 2023-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |