It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 960. | Jakub (serckle) | 94.99 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 961. | John (xjohnbx) | 94.99 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 962. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 94.99 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 963. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 94.97 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 964. | Paul (retropixel99) | 94.95 | 99% | 2017-10-14 |
| 965. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 94.94 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 966. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 94.87 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 967. | failzor (failzor) | 94.85 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 968. | bub (bubmaley) | 94.83 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 969. | Daniel (dan1730) | 94.83 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 970. | LockStock (lockstock) | 94.82 | 99% | 2019-08-04 |
| 971. | K (ksil_razor) | 94.79 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 972. | Jason (hy0n) | 94.79 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 973. | Lester (lesterfan) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
| 974. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 94.72 | 99% | 2020-09-17 |
| 975. | Angel (angel_j) | 94.69 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 976. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 94.66 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 977. | joe (tsuki4) | 94.62 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 978. | schmintendo (schmintendo) | 94.60 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 979. | Ryan (pingu51472) | 94.60 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 980. | Jack (jman777) | 94.57 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 981. | Jack (jr9810) | 94.56 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| 982. | Ian (holeyness) | 94.54 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 983. | l502x (l502x) | 94.52 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 984. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 94.52 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| 985. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 94.51 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 986. | jchan18 (jchan18) | 94.51 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 987. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 94.51 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 988. | スレトロン (slethron) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 989. | South (rockingsouth) | 94.42 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |