And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9667. | Luna (vexara) | 98.74 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 9668. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 98.74 | 100% | 2023-01-04 |
| 9669. | An (noswear999) | 98.74 | 99% | 2019-08-31 |
| 9670. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 98.74 | 96.9% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9671. | Dan (danvictor321) | 98.73 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 9672. | daniel (jesi_g) | 98.73 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 9673. | Eric (pwniespwn) | 98.73 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 9674. | Dustin (duyxngoc) | 98.73 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 9675. | kookoo (lockloe) | 98.73 | 97% | 2016-01-25 |
| 9676. | Baitalon (baitalon) | 98.73 | 98% | 2014-03-01 |
| 9677. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 98.73 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9678. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 98.72 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9679. | Ichigo930 (ichigo930) | 98.72 | 94% | 2023-08-26 |
| 9680. | q (quangie) | 98.72 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 9681. | Ryan (tidus1492) | 98.72 | — | 2010-07-24 |
| 9682. | Chris (cdhowie) | 98.71 | 93% | 2013-06-24 |
| 9683. | Philip (philj_) | 98.70 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 9684. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 98.70 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 9685. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 98.70 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 9686. | Dylan (ateleisonmybelly) | 98.69 | 97% | 2011-11-29 |
| 9687. | Big (pookpok) | 98.69 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 9688. | Daddy (daddyknowsbest) | 98.68 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 9689. | Terence (dijkstras) | 98.68 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 9690. | Guest (hjkl0) | 98.68 | 95% | 2015-12-22 |
| 9691. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 98.67 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9692. | Jacob (xavior_x) | 98.66 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 9693. | Mac (macthemountain) | 98.66 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9694. | Matthew (matwat7) | 98.66 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 9695. | Sahasra (sahasra_sagiraju) | 98.66 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9696. | . (villutamme) | 98.65 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |