So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25447. | g (ggesta) | 60.17 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 25448. | Karen (athenasowl78) | 60.17 | 95% | 2011-05-20 |
| 25449. | Mithun (mithu16_2001) | 60.16 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 25450. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 60.16 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 25451. | Minh (triminh966) | 60.16 | 92% | 2013-08-14 |
| 25452. | Dennis (droppies) | 60.16 | 95% | 2017-08-02 |
| 25453. | Samantha (bradswifey2010) | 60.16 | 94% | 2012-08-30 |
| 25454. | Aleksa (zdravce988) | 60.15 | 94% | 2016-04-19 |
| 25455. | Tom (tom1110) | 60.15 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 25456. | im bored (googooalp) | 60.15 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 25457. | Yvonne (yvonnen) | 60.15 | 93% | 2011-05-18 |
| 25458. | ccu (cuhlig) | 60.14 | 96.6% | 2023-07-11 |
| 25459. | Anthony (chapanya1) | 60.14 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 25460. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 60.14 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 25461. | infinite (infinite_wotah) | 60.14 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 25462. | Garubles (themoistseacow) | 60.14 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 25463. | thmd (thmd) | 60.13 | 94% | 2023-09-24 |
| 25464. | kekw (propann) | 60.13 | 95% | 2017-07-23 |
| 25465. | morne (morneode) | 60.13 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 25466. | Thor (thorern00) | 60.13 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 25467. | Carlo (carlofernandez) | 60.13 | 95% | 2022-07-02 |
| 25468. | mrv (mrv0301) | 60.13 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 25469. | Niklas (niklasfi) | 60.13 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 25470. | Aries (ariesstyle) | 60.13 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 25471. | Juan (67juanmiguel) | 60.12 | 97% | 2016-01-31 |
| 25472. | Dreamside (dreamside0010) | 60.12 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 25473. | Cheez (cheez78) | 60.12 | 94% | 2023-03-12 |
| 25474. | Christopher (yammayammatoot) | 60.12 | 96.7% | 2023-07-20 |
| 25475. | z (zthien) | 60.12 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 25476. | cley (cley) | 60.12 | 93% | 2012-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |