So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34428. | athina (athina) | 41.54 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 34429. | Arvid (actaz) | 41.54 | 89% | 2012-10-09 |
| 34430. | big daddy (john_bruv) | 41.53 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 34431. | Vish (vishyrich) | 41.52 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 34432. | Lewis (nimda_warrior) | 41.51 | 96% | 2019-03-02 |
| 34433. | Aulia (aulia) | 41.51 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 34434. | Mujahid (mujahid69) | 41.50 | 93% | 2022-11-20 |
| 34435. | people'schamp (pk_gaur) | 41.50 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
| 34436. | Aljon (fedreek) | 41.49 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 34437. | Ashish (ashish14) | 41.49 | 91% | 2013-11-20 |
| 34438. | George (gzimeras2003) | 41.49 | 95% | 2018-09-02 |
| 34439. | Cliff (hunterx92) | 41.49 | 93% | 2011-07-31 |
| 34440. | Rhea (hebi) | 41.49 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 34441. | shouchen (shouchen) | 41.48 | 96% | 2014-07-29 |
| 34442. | Jani (janzoman) | 41.48 | 75% | 2016-02-03 |
| 34443. | Custom (custom) | 41.48 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 34444. | VISI (visi314) | 41.47 | 95% | 2020-06-26 |
| 34445. | Shogun (thisguyzfastdude) | 41.47 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 34446. | rob (userguy10) | 41.47 | 86% | 2016-08-12 |
| 34447. | Evan (whatsgoodboi) | 41.46 | 94% | 2022-10-03 |
| 34448. | miraj (mj_baba) | 41.46 | 92% | 2012-07-26 |
| 34449. | akshay (akshaybacklatu) | 41.45 | 94% | 2023-09-11 |
| 34450. | mahmoud (boda05) | 41.45 | 94% | 2019-12-17 |
| 34451. | AKJO (akjo) | 41.45 | 95% | 2021-07-10 |
| 34452. | Andrea (smustopa) | 41.45 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 34453. | Taty (taty) | 41.45 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 34454. | MAF1F (afif5287) | 41.44 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 34455. | hunter (huntsire) | 41.43 | 93% | 2018-09-05 |
| 34456. | Ata (atuhhx) | 41.43 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34457. | SW1FT808 (sussyboi808) | 41.42 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |