The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16481. | Anubhav4813 (etra_567) | 77.68 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 16482. | Ruben (cerane) | 77.68 | 90% | 2016-01-03 |
| 16483. | Margo (margo) | 77.68 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 16484. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 77.68 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 16485. | Abrar (abrar_al_samit) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 16486. | Kelley (pomona) | 77.67 | 94% | 2011-08-24 |
| 16487. | TiltClock (tiltclock) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 16488. | hibiscus (malvaceae) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 16489. | KLITSCHKO (dr_steel_hammer) | 77.66 | 93% | 2013-02-04 |
| 16490. | cityuser (cityuser) | 77.65 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 16491. | Mark (exbibit) | 77.65 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
| 16492. | vivian !!! (pinkwafflecat) | 77.65 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 16493. | Daniel (natusvincere) | 77.65 | 92% | 2013-04-06 |
| 16494. | Carlos (layonman98) | 77.65 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 16495. | Kitlion (nmthanh08) | 77.65 | 98% | 2011-10-13 |
| 16496. | PBH (pbh19950) | 77.65 | 93% | 2012-07-14 |
| 16497. | Macy (macy200200) | 77.64 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 16498. | Mike (mikey5882) | 77.64 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16499. | Thien (thiennnt2021) | 77.64 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 16500. | Samantha (samnibbelink99) | 77.64 | 96% | 2016-12-09 |
| 16501. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 16502. | David (pherric0xide) | 77.64 | 93% | 2011-11-21 |
| 16503. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 77.64 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 16504. | Axel (prodiicate) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 16505. | LoneRusher (lonerusher) | 77.63 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 16506. | Ronald (yeminaung1927) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 16507. | Andy (zettsengir) | 77.63 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 16508. | Platy (platypus517) | 77.63 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16509. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 77.63 | 91% | 2017-06-03 |
| 16510. | noah (noahdj) | 77.63 | 95% | 2014-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |