So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11544. | gollum (gollum) | 82.65 | 95% | 2012-05-01 |
| 11545. | Stevens Rommzky (epytotorp09) | 82.65 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 11546. | Eve (mach_5) | 82.64 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 11547. | xd (typerads) | 82.64 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11548. | fatih (webfox) | 82.64 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11549. | Ms. (mulan_fierce) | 82.64 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 11550. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 82.64 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 11551. | Dhayanandh (ken_adams) | 82.63 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 11552. | hef (juboman) | 82.63 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 11553. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 82.63 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11554. | Shane (shane92187) | 82.63 | 95% | 2012-06-02 |
| 11555. | Brittany (tfbritt1026) | 82.62 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 11556. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 82.62 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 11557. | Mohammad (smhdasadi) | 82.62 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11558. | Priscilla (pris) | 82.62 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 11559. | rocky (rockycabaero) | 82.62 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 11560. | Christian (pheonican77) | 82.61 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11561. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 82.61 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 11562. | Seth (thickening) | 82.61 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
| 11563. | Pontalicious (pontalicious) | 82.61 | 89% | 2012-12-09 |
| 11564. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 82.61 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11565. | Auslady (auslady) | 82.61 | 98% | 2014-03-15 |
| 11566. | nwiluex (nwiluex) | 82.60 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11567. | audacious (audaciousfearless) | 82.60 | 92% | 2013-11-13 |
| 11568. | peacefulheart (peacefulheart) | 82.60 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
| 11569. | André (swandreden) | 82.60 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 11570. | a (abg2002) | 82.59 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 11571. | Saad (memon2saad) | 82.59 | 92% | 2017-02-19 |
| 11572. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 82.59 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 11573. | Mav Man (mavman20) | 82.59 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |