Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3312. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 72.30 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3313. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 72.29 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 3314. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 72.28 | 94% | 2020-07-19 |
| 3315. | rv3392 (rv3392) | 72.27 | 96% | 2020-03-01 |
| 3316. | Alexeii (alexeiileonov) | 72.27 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 3317. | Fred (fastboyo) | 72.25 | 95% | 2018-11-12 |
| 3318. | Dazze (xjhanrayx) | 72.24 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 3319. | spy (noobtypebuddy) | 72.24 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3320. | ttvnaaya786 (ttvnaaya786) | 72.22 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3321. | v (fnut) | 72.21 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3322. | Tsovak (harutyunyan611) | 72.21 | 98% | 2018-07-13 |
| 3323. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 72.19 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3324. | Esther (heisenberg11119) | 72.18 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 3325. | Jake (jake221) | 72.18 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 3326. | big (dingerlol) | 72.16 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 3327. | Teuku (hahasrul) | 72.15 | 99% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3328. | Joe (cyber_race) | 72.14 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 3329. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 72.14 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 3330. | Tu-Ann (tuann2006) | 72.14 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3331. | Joy (joy_1) | 72.14 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 3332. | Manuel Maria (brair) | 72.14 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 3333. | . (thejurgenman) | 72.11 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 3334. | Matt (cluelesss) | 72.11 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 3335. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 72.10 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 3336. | Speedy (fwz187) | 72.09 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 3337. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 72.09 | 99% | 2019-06-11 |
| 3338. | Michael (michaelhau) | 72.09 | 95% | 2018-04-14 |
| 3339. | Lazar (lazap) | 72.08 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 3340. | Tee (kitkatman) | 72.08 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3341. | Electronica__ (electronica__) | 72.07 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |