I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13302. | Jacob (mathboy601) | 78.57 | 88% | 2016-11-04 |
| 13303. | nuradil (nuradil) | 78.57 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 13304. | copol (copol) | 78.57 | 96% | 2016-07-17 |
| 13305. | Lucas (lucasbush3) | 78.55 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 13306. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 78.55 | 94% | 2016-10-28 |
| 13307. | HOANG (hazard) | 78.54 | 96% | 2025-06-04 |
| 13308. | bobby (bobbybigbones) | 78.54 | 97% | 2025-01-04 |
| 13309. | Bala Vignesh (balavignesh26) | 78.54 | 97% | 2024-05-03 |
| 13310. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 78.54 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 13311. | smellyct (smellyct) | 78.54 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 13312. | Chris (bhrisk) | 78.54 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13313. | Danny (arbitori) | 78.54 | 96.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13314. | Isaac (anne_flank1) | 78.53 | 95% | 2025-02-21 |
| 13315. | Pszymek (pszym) | 78.53 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13316. | Slim (avietnamesedude) | 78.53 | 97% | 2016-04-06 |
| 13317. | A (awizard777) | 78.53 | 92% | 2017-05-31 |
| 13318. | thevan (thevan96) | 78.52 | 97.1% | 2024-04-22 |
| 13319. | Vt (jesuslep) | 78.52 | 90% | 2016-03-12 |
| 13320. | Al (halowzy) | 78.52 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 13321. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 78.52 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 13322. | Preston (syphix3) | 78.51 | 97% | 2024-09-22 |
| 13323. | Austin (bostonredsock) | 78.51 | 99% | 2019-02-14 |
| 13324. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 78.51 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13325. | uus (smhsmh) | 78.51 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 13326. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 78.51 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13327. | Manan (mk1123) | 78.50 | 93% | 2015-09-21 |
| 13328. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 78.49 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 13329. | Riley (plutoniumz) | 78.49 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13330. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 78.49 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 13331. | Cell (cell) | 78.49 | 96% | 2016-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |