The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21210. | Vickey (vickey19hunk2007@gm... | 70.30 | 92% | 2013-12-23 |
| 21211. | Akazukin (akazukin_cheche) | 70.30 | 93% | 2012-12-07 |
| 21212. | Dj (dearimran1986) | 70.29 | 96% | 2014-06-25 |
| 21213. | Noah (kibitzers) | 70.29 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 21214. | Kalman (ferrmo) | 70.29 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 21215. | Reese (saturnino101) | 70.29 | 98% | 2016-02-25 |
| 21216. | sab (sabpap) | 70.29 | 97.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 21217. | Fate (fatepm) | 70.29 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 21218. | Arman (yesenarman) | 70.29 | 94% | 2015-07-10 |
| 21219. | Austin (lhoangan) | 70.28 | 94% | 2013-10-30 |
| 21220. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 70.28 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 21221. | foo (fool96) | 70.28 | 95% | 2022-05-29 |
| 21222. | Robert (dondebonde) | 70.28 | 83% | 2012-03-30 |
| 21223. | Harambe (lordharambe) | 70.28 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 21224. | Gregory (harrop123) | 70.28 | 95% | 2016-01-06 |
| 21225. | i cant type (o_o_f) | 70.28 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 21226. | Yung (yungkarton) | 70.27 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 21227. | thevan (thevan96) | 70.27 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 21228. | Rachael (rachael123456) | 70.27 | 97.2% | 2023-11-01 |
| 21229. | Mason (captainmom7) | 70.27 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
| 21230. | spacebarmoment (spacetreje) | 70.27 | 94% | 2021-10-14 |
| 21231. | Jian Feng (bosprimigenius) | 70.27 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
| 21232. | Silvia (silviabali) | 70.27 | 91% | 2014-08-09 |
| 21233. | Jacqueline (jacqueliner) | 70.27 | 98% | 2012-01-29 |
| 21234. | Yanik (yankolo) | 70.27 | 93% | 2014-07-31 |
| 21235. | G@meCh@nger (satat) | 70.26 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 21236. | Dario (dario0818) | 70.26 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 21237. | ralph (realityloser) | 70.26 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 21238. | Cameron (cameronfry11) | 70.26 | 96% | 2015-02-22 |
| 21239. | suze (suze) | 70.26 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |