The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14720. | Bill (billhung) | 80.60 | 99% | 2013-06-18 |
| 14721. | Abdulmalek (ali_fbaby) | 80.60 | 97% | 2017-03-02 |
| 14722. | NewDC (newdcl) | 80.59 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 14723. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 80.59 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 14724. | lut (lut_) | 80.59 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 14725. | Taylor (taylor15) | 80.59 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 14726. | YT (inverxted) | 80.58 | 94% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14727. | neon_spandex (neon_spandex) | 80.57 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 14728. | Miin (miin) | 80.57 | 94% | 2013-12-31 |
| 14729. | spiderlouis1 (spiderlouis1) | 80.57 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 14730. | لآ اِلَهَ اِلّ... | 80.57 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 14731. | Hoby (docdanishphd) | 80.56 | 93% | 2013-06-23 |
| 14732. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 80.56 | 97.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14733. | Joe (wranglion) | 80.56 | 98% | 2014-03-14 |
| 14734. | Kay (mongtong) | 80.56 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 14735. | IGGS (typeiggs) | 80.56 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 14736. | stephen roberts (pathion1337) | 80.55 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 14737. | Sef (niktarera) | 80.55 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 14738. | Dorian (dws49) | 80.55 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 14739. | Decrare (decrare) | 80.55 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 14740. | Job (gamingbohnson) | 80.55 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 14741. | script (thescriptkitten) | 80.55 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 14742. | Jason (jasonsan) | 80.55 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 14743. | Dany (danyluis) | 80.55 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 14744. | Niels (snu25) | 80.55 | 90% | 2012-10-30 |
| 14745. | jesse (jesdvorak) | 80.55 | 98% | 2011-11-09 |
| 14746. | Minh dang (danieltrn3) | 80.54 | 99% | 2020-02-14 |
| 14747. | Nick (pirlize) | 80.54 | 95% | 2012-10-28 |
| 14748. | Dyer_Colemak (dyer500) | 80.54 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14749. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 80.54 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |