So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19530. | MJ (smaji182) | 68.77 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
| 19531. | Michele (etbleu) | 68.77 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 19532. | Genaro (tamemister) | 68.76 | 95% | 2012-04-23 |
| 19533. | Noel (leoniscool101) | 68.76 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
| 19534. | Karthik (slickfalcon) | 68.76 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 19535. | Crallis (alloy510) | 68.76 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 19536. | johann (juski) | 68.76 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 19537. | Hackson (hackson) | 68.76 | 89% | 2011-08-19 |
| 19538. | Andy (jooceypineapple) | 68.76 | 81% | 2012-09-23 |
| 19539. | Jasper (odawari) | 68.75 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 19540. | zreem (zreem) | 68.75 | 94% | 2022-10-17 |
| 19541. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 68.75 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
| 19542. | Conan (ronjeremy) | 68.75 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 19543. | Calvin (cwalls3) | 68.75 | 90% | 2013-10-04 |
| 19544. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 68.75 | 98% | 2016-03-26 |
| 19545. | (.)(.) (lakshmanan456654) | 68.75 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 19546. | Marquavion (kingmarq) | 68.74 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 19547. | janpenguin (meckbrider) | 68.74 | 98% | 2012-05-17 |
| 19548. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 68.74 | 91% | 2015-06-11 |
| 19549. | sokkhai (sokkhai@hotmail.com) | 68.74 | 93% | 2011-11-04 |
| 19550. | juin (choonjuin) | 68.74 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 19551. | cheyenne (cheyenne62) | 68.74 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 19552. | emma (wooemma) | 68.73 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 19553. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 68.73 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 19554. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 68.73 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 19555. | ♪♫♪♫♫♪ (adthem1) | 68.73 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 19556. | Luka (zalla) | 68.73 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 19557. | tonghua (tonghua) | 68.73 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 19558. | MechanicalMan (superswampy) | 68.73 | 96% | 2014-01-30 |
| 19559. | sanju (sanjusingh) | 68.73 | 96% | 2015-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |