I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9015. | Steve (srd93) | 91.80 | 97.8% | 2024-11-09 |
| 9016. | Fluffy (fluffysouffle) | 91.79 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 9017. | yjuk (yjuk) | 91.79 | 97% | 2023-12-04 |
| 9018. | L (languin) | 91.79 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 9019. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 91.78 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 9020. | Justin (nexoloft) | 91.78 | 94% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9021. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 91.77 | 99% | 2025-04-11 |
| 9022. | Jack (nomadologist) | 91.76 | 98% | 2024-03-08 |
| 9023. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 91.76 | 98% | 2024-12-29 |
| 9024. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 91.76 | 99% | 2024-07-03 |
| 9025. | MIVI (mivi) | 91.76 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 9026. | Chris (chrisvanish) | 91.76 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
| 9027. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 91.76 | 98.9% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9028. | Lia (liaxnna) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9029. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9030. | Hải (mymomismad) | 91.76 | 95% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9031. | Ed (theorynoob) | 91.75 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9032. | todo locoras (paengszinho) | 91.75 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9033. | Jose (josel2g) | 91.75 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9034. | Steven (duckduckduckducc) | 91.74 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9035. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 91.74 | 96.6% | 2024-10-04 |
| 9036. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 91.74 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9037. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 91.73 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 9038. | Nick (rageemy) | 91.73 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9039. | Joseph (jnml19) | 91.73 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9040. | Matthew (twixinator) | 91.73 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9041. | Missy (lovelydy) | 91.73 | 99% | 2017-03-23 |
| 9042. | The (anuj26022001) | 91.72 | 100% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9043. | nutmeg (jv13) | 91.71 | 98.8% | 2025-01-09 |
| 9044. | Brian (ace213) | 91.70 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |