Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5824. | Ben (ssass777) | 40.42 | 93% | 2018-03-21 |
| 5825. | plip (plip) | 40.33 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 5826. | Tang (arnoldtang00) | 40.31 | 93% | 2017-10-09 |
| 5827. | Lolitus (yourlolioverlord) | 40.29 | 91% | 2018-04-08 |
| 5828. | Ocamper (light_typer) | 40.25 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 5829. | Isaac (shellguy97) | 40.21 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5830. | vink (luciferwar) | 40.20 | 94% | 2017-07-28 |
| 5831. | ali (gargey) | 40.17 | 92% | 2020-09-27 |
| 5832. | Tiago (gib_monies) | 40.15 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5833. | Anurag (anuragbhatt) | 40.13 | 91% | 2020-05-08 |
| 5834. | Floppy (floppyhug) | 40.11 | 93% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5835. | Devin (ledguy) | 40.11 | 93% | 2018-09-19 |
| 5836. | Zaneツ (lmbad) | 40.10 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
| 5837. | Raakulan (raakulan_94) | 40.10 | 94% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5838. | Krisztian (ktypist_) | 40.05 | 94% | 2019-09-04 |
| 5839. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 40.04 | 93% | 2020-06-14 |
| 5840. | Notyabusiness (theodoric) | 39.99 | 92% | 2018-11-03 |
| 5841. | Shuvadeep (big100) | 39.97 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 5842. | Kirubel (kirubelt) | 39.95 | 95% | 2017-08-26 |
| 5843. | zeus (zeus99) | 39.91 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 5844. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 39.88 | 94% | 2020-05-18 |
| 5845. | Charlie (for8) | 39.85 | 94% | 2019-09-10 |
| 5846. | pablo (pablocordova) | 39.82 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 5847. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 39.78 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| 5848. | Ahmet (ahmet190) | 39.74 | 94% | 2020-01-15 |
| 5849. | hat (fastasfuq) | 39.72 | 93% | 2018-09-26 |
| 5850. | Ori (ori_anna) | 39.69 | 91% | 2019-07-01 |
| 5851. | memers (thememers) | 39.67 | 94% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5852. | Murad (burkinafaso) | 39.67 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 5853. | SambelB2P (fianjansen) | 39.66 | 92% | 2017-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |