I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5988. | MilkySandwich (milkysandwich) | 98.24 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5989. | hayden (ryhxo) | 98.24 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 5990. | alex (alexbread) | 98.24 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 5991. | Michael (michaelsni97) | 98.23 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 5992. | ian (iqtang) | 98.22 | 97.9% | 2024-01-02 |
| 5993. | Jaris (xersai) | 98.22 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 5994. | kml (kml1584) | 98.22 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5995. | Jake (lakejund) | 98.21 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 5996. | maykel (kelmayks) | 98.21 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 5997. | Lara (goddess_111) | 98.21 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 5998. | Mert (itsoverforarabcels) | 98.21 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 5999. | Only Dvorak (kkqu) | 98.20 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6000. | Buck (buck4437) | 98.20 | 96.7% | 2024-07-23 |
| 6001. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 98.20 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 6002. | Toby (toby_) | 98.20 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 6003. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 98.20 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 6004. | Tanuki (joshz1999) | 98.19 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 6005. | gh0st (npu3pak) | 98.19 | 100% | 2021-08-07 |
| 6006. | Theodore (theo52) | 98.19 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 6007. | Alex (k_money92) | 98.18 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 6008. | John Kelly (jkelly_t) | 98.18 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 6009. | Stevne (juninight29) | 98.18 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 6010. | Ole Martin (flidrip) | 98.18 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 6011. | Nick (nickhargroue) | 98.18 | 98.4% | 2023-12-03 |
| 6012. | Noelle! (montymoelle) | 98.18 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 6013. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 98.17 | 97.8% | 2025-04-15 |
| 6014. | ggzor (ggzor) | 98.16 | 100% | 2022-10-20 |
| 6015. | K (sobadono) | 98.16 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 6016. | Benjamin (benjaminlaptop) | 98.15 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 6017. | Joshua Robert (drewramos01) | 98.14 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |