The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9883. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 89.49 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9884. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 89.49 | 96% | 2013-12-11 |
| 9885. | Lyndon (donpuz) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 9886. | Dess (usuck) | 89.49 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 9887. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 89.48 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 9888. | Scott (scottbarkman) | 89.48 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 9889. | Wade (robertswa) | 89.48 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 9890. | Jacob (crotaismean) | 89.48 | 94% | 2017-05-30 |
| 9891. | 脆卜卜 (crispybokbok) | 89.48 | 96% | 2011-09-14 |
| 9892. | William (accugroove) | 89.48 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 9893. | Christopher (cly0896) | 89.47 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 9894. | Justin (xpirep) | 89.47 | 96.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9895. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 89.47 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 9896. | Anica (oica) | 89.46 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9897. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 89.46 | 99% | 2019-10-13 |
| 9898. | Ghazanfer (ghazanfer) | 89.46 | 97% | 2012-09-05 |
| 9899. | Yawky (yawky) | 89.45 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 9900. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 89.45 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9901. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 89.45 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 9902. | S (smokedfeet) | 89.44 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 9903. | Cyxone (cyxone) | 89.44 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9904. | Kenny (kennymccall9) | 89.44 | 95% | 2017-01-06 |
| 9905. | sam (monster319) | 89.44 | 94% | 2015-01-20 |
| 9906. | Anton (twisted_8) | 89.43 | 98.1% | 2023-08-01 |
| 9907. | w_mb1 (trundling) | 89.43 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 9908. | Seojin (tjwls0404) | 89.43 | 95% | 2016-12-23 |
| 9909. | Alex (vietoris) | 89.43 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 9910. | Kenshii (kenshii) | 89.43 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 9911. | Joe (joecatarata) | 89.43 | 95% | 2017-11-12 |
| 9912. | FoolSt0p (beanenthusiast) | 89.43 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |