See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4906. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 98.81 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 4907. | kodzy (kodzy) | 98.80 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 4908. | bad (very_bad_at_typing) | 98.80 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 4909. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 98.80 | 99% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4910. | TomVoldemort (tomvoldemort) | 98.79 | 94.9% | 2024-12-26 |
| 4911. | Amarjot (apandher) | 98.77 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 4912. | Tani (tanigross3) | 98.75 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
| 4913. | crush (steamcrush) | 98.74 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 4914. | dimash (dsquared_210t93) | 98.74 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 4915. | Mike (merokie) | 98.73 | 98.4% | 2025-05-07 |
| 4916. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 98.73 | 99.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 4917. | MP (mpdoor) | 98.72 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 4918. | Rezenee (rezenee) | 98.72 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 4919. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 98.71 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 4920. | flumi (aircatcher) | 98.70 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 4921. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 98.69 | 99.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 4922. | MinecraftGod (theminecraftgod) | 98.68 | 97.7% | 2024-09-26 |
| 4923. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 98.68 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 4924. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 98.67 | 97.5% | 2024-11-22 |
| 4925. | sloth (illeatyou) | 98.67 | 98.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 4926. | Tired (tiredapple) | 98.67 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 4927. | Jan (yentzeg) | 98.67 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 4928. | georgewashington (337287343... | 98.66 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 4929. | Volxage (volxage) | 98.66 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 4930. | The_Deezer_9 (deezer_9) | 98.65 | 95.2% | 2025-01-27 |
| 4931. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 98.65 | 98.5% | 2023-10-06 |
| 4932. | Amanda (nochu11) | 98.65 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4933. | hannah (boraghost) | 98.64 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 4934. | staafl (staafl) | 98.63 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 4935. | Martin (martinwong) | 98.63 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |