As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26004. | kifle (kifletdss) | 39.55 | 95% | 2017-02-01 |
| 26005. | David (krotostas) | 39.55 | 91% | 2016-06-25 |
| 26006. | Sofia (michael_bjordy) | 39.53 | 90% | 2018-08-31 |
| 26007. | Chiemeka (iamlordaubrey) | 39.53 | 90% | 2015-09-18 |
| 26008. | Rishi (not_rishi) | 39.53 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 26009. | Anshul (janshul) | 39.52 | 89% | 2016-06-18 |
| 26010. | Matthew (cheetah330) | 39.51 | 96.1% | 2023-10-31 |
| 26011. | Sanket (sanket101) | 39.49 | 88% | 2016-06-22 |
| 26012. | Cahmile (cahmile) | 39.49 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 26013. | Dennis (dennis30) | 39.47 | 91% | 2016-02-24 |
| 26014. | Pritam (pritam_10) | 39.45 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 26015. | fast_as_f*ck (techniqueee1337) | 39.44 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 26016. | Swastika (swastikarki23) | 39.44 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 26017. | David Lagan (lambert99) | 39.43 | 95% | 2023-10-06 |
| 26018. | Ricky (bigdick0009) | 39.40 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 26019. | God (god1727) | 39.40 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 26020. | Jack (glanzy05) | 39.39 | 94% | 2023-09-12 |
| 26021. | Pandiyaraja (pandiyaraja_7) | 39.39 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 26022. | fred (swordkitten) | 39.39 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 26023. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 39.39 | 95% | 2018-11-14 |
| 26024. | your type (_zhakshylyk_) | 39.38 | 93.2% | 2023-08-19 |
| 26025. | blaz (bjlaoo) | 39.36 | 92% | 2022-03-22 |
| 26026. | tken (tken_tokyo) | 39.36 | 96% | 2015-05-05 |
| 26027. | 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 2... | 39.35 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 26028. | redestfish (redestfish) | 39.34 | 90% | 2015-10-27 |
| 26029. | Dylan (dyloan) | 39.34 | 82% | 2015-10-24 |
| 26030. | Suriya (suriyakumarboomibalan) | 39.34 | 88% | 2017-05-25 |
| 26031. | avi (ashn_427) | 39.28 | 94% | 2023-08-03 |
| 26032. | unknown pvp (unknownpvp) | 39.28 | 92% | 2021-02-18 |
| 26033. | Adam (dh2106) | 39.27 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |