Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2353. | uvuvwevwevwe (onyetwenyevwe) | 77.26 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| 2354. | Abizer (abizern) | 77.24 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2355. | Raymond (raymonds) | 77.24 | 99% | 2017-12-29 |
| 2356. | Roman (rdprice) | 77.23 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 2357. | David (daveeeed) | 77.21 | 94% | 2019-07-24 |
| 2358. | enoch (ec965) | 77.19 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2359. | Richard (richardpan27) | 77.19 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2360. | Sam (lingbing) | 77.19 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 2361. | J (fortunapls) | 77.17 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 2362. | morallez (mor17) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2363. | JOJ (not2gud) | 77.14 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2364. | Simone (pointy_) | 77.12 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2365. | ItsTurbo (itsturbo) | 77.12 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2366. | . (trihard7) | 77.10 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 2367. | JC (renaldo285) | 77.09 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 2368. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 77.08 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2369. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 2370. | Pedro (pelohi) | 77.06 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 2371. | Artur (artixalke) | 77.06 | 95% | 2018-06-24 |
| 2372. | Mason (edwardmason) | 77.04 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2373. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 77.03 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 2374. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 77.02 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2375. | Jackery (hamshank) | 77.02 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2376. | BigMomma (biggmomma) | 77.01 | 96% | 2018-04-13 |
| 2377. | Paul (jinzonam) | 77.01 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 2378. | Avi (avi_130) | 76.99 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2379. | Matrix (ss005) | 76.99 | 99% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2380. | Pinkys (pinkysworld2080) | 76.99 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2381. | Ammar (harryhans) | 76.98 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2382. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 76.95 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |