It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2994. | A (andkrs4) | 71.12 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 2995. | Al (integralphysics) | 71.11 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 2996. | Michael (michael271) | 71.10 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2997. | Jole (sliceoflife) | 71.10 | 96% | 2018-04-29 |
| 2998. | Mayank (minkk777) | 71.07 | 95% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2999. | Michael (mcleo) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 3000. | xdm (cbk808) | 71.07 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 3001. | John (juicyslug) | 71.07 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 3002. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 71.07 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 3003. | nauyu (nauyusimi_) | 71.06 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3004. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 71.06 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3005. | Ryan (glasses928) | 71.05 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3006. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 71.03 | 98% | 2018-02-03 |
| 3007. | Hajar (hajar424) | 71.02 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3008. | 4x (reelife) | 71.02 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3009. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 71.00 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3010. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 70.99 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3011. | arz (arzr) | 70.97 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3012. | pea (pbarakat) | 70.97 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3013. | Albert (certikbertik) | 70.96 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3014. | Michael (seddwick) | 70.95 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 3015. | Frej (fwdahlin) | 70.95 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3016. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 70.95 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3017. | Dansek (dalandansek) | 70.91 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3018. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 70.88 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3019. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 70.88 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 3020. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 70.88 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3021. | Elie (iceworld) | 70.88 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3022. | mike (mikechen) | 70.87 | 97% | 2018-02-27 |
| 3023. | Jackson (jackson_007) | 70.87 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |