And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17133. | Dvorak Zach (dvorak_zach) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 17134. | cvbrgava (cvbrgava) | 83.71 | 96% | 2013-08-14 |
| 17135. | Clayton (bhsoccerpunk11) | 83.71 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 17136. | Jole (sliceoflife) | 83.71 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 17137. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 83.71 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 17138. | M (mwt3e) | 83.71 | 95% | 2012-02-15 |
| 17139. | NIcolas (nicolaslee2000) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 17140. | J (yunatan) | 83.70 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 17141. | huehue (_huehue) | 83.70 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
| 17142. | Thomas (unc4me4568) | 83.70 | 98% | 2016-07-27 |
| 17143. | daniel (therealkenkaneki) | 83.70 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 17144. | khalil (khaliil98) | 83.70 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 17145. | Endure (kocho_nitrotype) | 83.70 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 17146. | David (vicksdawg) | 83.70 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 17147. | adsfdasf (keranovcho) | 83.70 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| 17148. | Lee (dona3315) | 83.70 | 97% | 2012-05-05 |
| 17149. | Kap (kapqw) | 83.69 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 17150. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 83.69 | 97% | 2013-08-07 |
| 17151. | kostia (kostia244) | 83.69 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 17152. | Cactusmon (cactusmon) | 83.69 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 17153. | Faquarl (iamfaquarl) | 83.69 | 97% | 2014-04-09 |
| 17154. | Becky (beckberg) | 83.68 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 17155. | Malachy (bugprsn) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 17156. | Dio (slado122) | 83.68 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 17157. | James (leeroy909) | 83.68 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 17158. | alex (chinese69) | 83.68 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 17159. | Sam (spiritreader) | 83.68 | 94% | 2013-09-30 |
| 17160. | Mason (mrnicejob) | 83.68 | 97% | 2013-04-28 |
| 17161. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 83.68 | 89% | 2016-11-26 |
| 17162. | Jarocj (manhna99) | 83.67 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |