So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36144. | ____Mr___adam (arrouwa) | 33.68 | 92% | 2022-02-09 |
| 36145. | lanisha (neelishis08) | 33.67 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 36146. | moises (moises) | 33.66 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 36147. | Roy Angelo (lieloh) | 33.66 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 36148. | regina (regina123) | 33.64 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 36149. | Jamie (jtduby) | 33.63 | 86% | 2014-07-11 |
| 36150. | Vahe (vahsaf) | 33.60 | 91% | 2023-09-11 |
| 36151. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 33.51 | 66% | 2016-04-08 |
| 36152. | Samandar Bozorboyev (samant... | 33.48 | 93% | 2023-08-04 |
| 36153. | poramuch (sensor) | 33.48 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 36154. | Jane (iwdmb) | 33.48 | 89% | 2012-11-23 |
| 36155. | yogesh (yogeshiitm) | 33.47 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 36156. | Anthony (anthony2010) | 33.42 | 93% | 2012-05-31 |
| 36157. | Thanuja (thanuja_29) | 33.41 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 36158. | Ian (wing2359930) | 33.40 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 36159. | Ken (iken) | 33.32 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 36160. | Jaden (thejoker) | 33.31 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 36161. | Cam Van (babycat_2508) | 33.30 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 36162. | Eitan (mrdeathh) | 33.26 | 87% | 2013-01-23 |
| 36163. | Dong Joo (djpros) | 33.25 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 36164. | lianna (17ljcameron08) | 33.19 | 86% | 2013-03-18 |
| 36165. | John Spencer (spencer) | 33.17 | 89% | 2016-06-09 |
| 36166. | 123456 (konoha) | 33.15 | 92% | 2011-10-12 |
| 36167. | Christel (chriskiss97) | 33.14 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 36168. | keshav (kesav_xs) | 33.11 | 95% | 2023-02-11 |
| 36169. | Anurag (aracer) | 33.11 | 85% | 2012-11-04 |
| 36170. | Ignacio (ig10) | 33.08 | 84% | 2013-10-21 |
| 36171. | thanh (tlamts) | 33.05 | 98% | 2013-10-01 |
| 36172. | Thanh (d_t_nguyen) | 33.03 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 36173. | lazar (lazar) | 33.03 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |