So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34962. | c0le (c0le) | 37.57 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 34963. | fat fingers (wonny) | 37.56 | 91% | 2021-05-19 |
| 34964. | onder (ocoskuner) | 37.55 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 34965. | Zach (zachlloyd) | 37.52 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 34966. | liav (coffe_eats_people) | 37.51 | 92% | 2023-04-17 |
| 34967. | maxpayne101 (maxpayne101) | 37.49 | 89% | 2012-07-07 |
| 34968. | Fahmi (fahmin7) | 37.49 | 94% | 2016-04-16 |
| 34969. | Ariana (vicky_) | 37.48 | 95.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 34970. | (*_*) (simbu) | 37.47 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 34971. | rao (raoreyaan) | 37.45 | 92% | 2014-09-09 |
| 34972. | Aidan (he11opeop1e) | 37.44 | 94% | 2019-08-01 |
| 34973. | Nillesz (nillesz) | 37.44 | 90% | 2012-03-18 |
| 34974. | Leon (leon882888) | 37.43 | 93% | 2021-06-04 |
| 34975. | Christopher (doolechr000) | 37.43 | 89% | 2015-11-30 |
| 34976. | sher (prosherkhan) | 37.42 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 34977. | Iuff (iuff) | 37.40 | 86% | 2016-10-27 |
| 34978. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 37.39 | 91% | 2018-10-03 |
| 34979. | Max (hapugao) | 37.38 | 91% | 2011-06-14 |
| 34980. | Amber (amberng01) | 37.38 | 94% | 2017-03-19 |
| 34981. | Yuuto (yuutofood) | 37.34 | 93% | 2021-03-17 |
| 34982. | Aleksandar (coaz) | 37.33 | 92% | 2021-01-17 |
| 34983. | sheriff (sheriff) | 37.32 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 34984. | Akram (akyama7) | 37.30 | 95% | 2021-10-27 |
| 34985. | Melissa (husky1716) | 37.29 | 79% | 2015-09-11 |
| 34986. | Poh (pohwaifu) | 37.27 | 94.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 34987. | veloceti (veloceti) | 37.26 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 34988. | Godwin (gknyaga) | 37.25 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 34989. | Shawanda (shooter) | 37.25 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 34990. | mukesh (mukku1305) | 37.23 | 94% | 2023-02-10 |
| 34991. | FatherThePapa (father_the_p... | 37.20 | 93% | 2023-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |