So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33874. | zeefi (zeefi) | 45.03 | 91% | 2015-03-16 |
| 33875. | Santhosh (menon) | 45.03 | 91% | 2015-02-15 |
| 33876. | Adam (ezrice) | 45.02 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 33877. | Kashmir (kashmiri_boy) | 45.01 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 33878. | Jerry (jerrylee1157) | 45.01 | 88% | 2011-06-23 |
| 33879. | Helder (holder) | 45.01 | — | 2009-11-27 |
| 33880. | jay (thefilipinoguyjay657) | 45.01 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 33881. | Daniel (misterz3d) | 45.01 | 88% | 2015-01-03 |
| 33882. | Isabel (isa_maribel) | 45.00 | 96% | 2012-11-02 |
| 33883. | prince (raiprince001) | 45.00 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 33884. | Fred (goose) | 45.00 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 33885. | Chen (masakiando) | 44.99 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 33886. | Save Palestine (mister_hanter) | 44.99 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 33887. | Rifandi (rifandi) | 44.99 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 33888. | Forest (kathtastrophe) | 44.99 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 33889. | Honq (honq) | 44.99 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
| 33890. | Lauren (laurenpenman) | 44.98 | 93% | 2020-06-17 |
| 33891. | dk (thehurpydurpyturtle) | 44.98 | 95% | 2018-09-23 |
| 33892. | nik (nikos12) | 44.98 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 33893. | roadto70wpm (tryingtohavefu... | 44.97 | 91% | 2023-05-21 |
| 33894. | Shalz (shalzin) | 44.97 | 94% | 2023-05-28 |
| 33895. | Daksh (sdj214383) | 44.97 | 95.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 33896. | Temir (timchis_13) | 44.97 | 93% | 2020-08-19 |
| 33897. | ismah (ismahhanifi) | 44.97 | 95% | 2012-04-18 |
| 33898. | love.. (ssagar) | 44.97 | 88% | 2013-04-09 |
| 33899. | sami (samim) | 44.97 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 33900. | thuy (kemu) | 44.96 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 33901. | Kayleigh (kayleigh_denise) | 44.96 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 33902. | User_die (user_die9098) | 44.95 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 33903. | rodaina (rodaina) | 44.95 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |