Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10686. | Shelby (shelbyshelby) | 84.69 | 96% | 2015-01-08 |
| 10687. | Joshua (jlst) | 84.69 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 10688. | Rel (religious09) | 84.69 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 10689. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 84.69 | 95% | 2022-02-13 |
| 10690. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 10691. | Jomes ;) (jomarzie) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 10692. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 84.68 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 10693. | Ben (twiggy_) | 84.68 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10694. | taco (tacocat0) | 84.68 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 10695. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 84.68 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 10696. | Gaal (lgv315) | 84.68 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 10697. | BananaWyvern (the1banana) | 84.67 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 10698. | Isaac Hendren (lilrebelkid) | 84.67 | 84% | 2013-05-14 |
| 10699. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 84.67 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10700. | yousuf (z3nko) | 84.67 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 10701. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 84.67 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
| 10702. | ariel (borginer) | 84.66 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 10703. | TiltClock (tiltclock) | 84.66 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 10704. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 84.66 | 98.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 10705. | J (visiblesoul) | 84.66 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 10706. | (thefatninja69) | 84.66 | 88% | 2014-11-15 |
| 10707. | Phan (phan2009) | 84.66 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 10708. | Ansar (paxaq) | 84.65 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10709. | Invis (invis_lurker) | 84.65 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10710. | Elite (elitebagels1) | 84.65 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 10711. | adam (ez11) | 84.65 | 93% | 2013-03-07 |
| 10712. | Theaf (arrowz) | 84.64 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10713. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 84.64 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 10714. | Long (bachthime) | 84.64 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
| 10715. | Matthew (mbabbitt) | 84.64 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |