As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10627. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 82.24 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 10628. | typerwise (typerwise) | 82.23 | 98.8% | 2025-03-19 |
| 10629. | crazy (flappybirb) | 82.23 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10630. | jacob (quincinia) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10631. | Tyler (tyjoko) | 82.23 | 98.2% | 2023-11-14 |
| 10632. | Rad (radandrei) | 82.23 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 10633. | Anssi (nininananunu) | 82.23 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 10634. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 82.23 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10635. | Aman (amanengineer) | 82.22 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 10636. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 82.22 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10637. | apple (qpalzmqpalzm) | 82.22 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 10638. | Alpha_9465 (the_alphaa) | 82.22 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10639. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10640. | Filip (sustainedcruelty) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10641. | IRE (irelll) | 82.21 | 97% | 2024-12-28 |
| 10642. | mike (brons48) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 10643. | M (thefastlightningtyper) | 82.20 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 10644. | Zach (zachswan1) | 82.20 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 10645. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 82.20 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10646. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 82.20 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 10647. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 82.19 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 10648. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 82.19 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 10649. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 82.19 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 10650. | Ju (ehejuehe) | 82.19 | 97.6% | 2024-11-26 |
| 10651. | elliot (emlilikes) | 82.19 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 10652. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 82.19 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
| 10653. | arz (arzr) | 82.18 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10654. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 10655. | Ma (thyassasin98) | 82.18 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
| 10656. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |