So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18240. | Rue (rueryuuzaki) | 71.22 | 94% | 2016-10-15 |
| 18241. | Steven (zurekoffie) | 71.22 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 18242. | Jonathan (harddoom) | 71.22 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 18243. | Pepega (fips) | 71.22 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
| 18244. | Jon (garnitrex) | 71.21 | 93% | 2012-09-18 |
| 18245. | Asgarnian (asgarnian) | 71.21 | 95% | 2012-04-25 |
| 18246. | ad (quqquqqqu) | 71.21 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 18247. | Argel (privatesub) | 71.21 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 18248. | Normal (imbad) | 71.21 | — | 2009-11-07 |
| 18249. | BeefCakeMal (beefcakemal) | 71.21 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| 18250. | James (englandcity) | 71.20 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 18251. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 71.20 | 95.9% | 2023-07-17 |
| 18252. | EM_K (em_k) | 71.20 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 18253. | Noctis (toolame) | 71.20 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 18254. | GiaTuong (giatuong) | 71.20 | 94% | 2013-05-12 |
| 18255. | S (1ext) | 71.20 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 18256. | Ahmed (drinkiee) | 71.19 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 18257. | Will (will_lliw) | 71.19 | 94% | 2023-10-07 |
| 18258. | willwashere (joeeeebyron) | 71.19 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 18259. | zooommm23 (zooommm23) | 71.19 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 18260. | cuong (thaicuong65) | 71.19 | 97% | 2012-10-15 |
| 18261. | Evan (evnmck) | 71.19 | 92% | 2016-10-21 |
| 18262. | Pratheepa (theepa) | 71.19 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 18263. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 71.19 | 97% | 2017-03-30 |
| 18264. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 71.18 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 18265. | sn (gunshp) | 71.18 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 18266. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 71.18 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
| 18267. | Josh (sentientgames) | 71.18 | 95% | 2015-06-13 |
| 18268. | Sir (sirshrek69) | 71.18 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 18269. | DC (dcl238) | 71.18 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |